A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, " what are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "about four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a little stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what are the foundations for this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have and aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."
He said,"Do you have a real grudge?"
"No,' she replied, "We have a two car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried gain,"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes."
"Who takes responsibility for your children?"
"We both do your honor, after all they were not born by immaculate conception."
"Well then maam, does your family have a minister ?"
"No sir, no one in my family is a minister."
" Maam, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes." she responded,"About twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration,the judge asked. "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied,"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says that he can't seem to communicate with me." Read More At : ...